January 2012
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friend: i got an A on my calculus test
friend: i got a hot boyfriend
friend: i had so much fun partying this weekend
me: one time i got four notes on a text post i made
December 2011
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What was said to the rose that made it open was said to me here in my chest.
– Rumi (via fuckyeahrumi)
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‘Holy’ Sex Toys? - The Daily Beast →
jwisser:
Yaakov, a 25-year-old ultra-Orthodox Jewish salesman from New Jersey who preferred not to use his last name, views the site as a godsend. Shortly into his marriage, he discovered that he suffered from premature ejaculation, and his therapist, who works with many Orthodox couples, prescribed him “marital aids,” and directed him to Kosher Sex Toys. Without getting into detail, Yaakov...
One of my coworkers was showing me a photograph of her with a ghost at Gettysburg. It seemed very important to her, so I didn’t tell her that it was just snow on the camera lens.
Also, not a good thing to hear one of the nurses saying on the phone: “So you think you’re bleeding internally?”
Finally, why do male bank tellers always flirt with me?
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In truth everything and everyone
Is a shadow of the Beloved,
And our seeking...
– Rumi (via fuckyeahrumi)
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poem i wrote after reading frank o'hara
shh-utlow:
lately i have been doing small things to make myself happy such as using that lip balm i bought which smells like fat pomegranates, and also wearing cologne that would be overpowering on a man but on me, small, always so small, smells almost kind of a little bit like sex— not in a bad way, salt, heat, the sweet kind, and chocolate soymilk and tangerines, the sour kind, flirting with...
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Do what I do: hold tight and pretend it’s a plan.
– The Doctor, effectively summing himself up in The Doctor, the Widow, and the Wardrobe (via jwisser)
Three acquaintances got engaged today. Wow
Oh wow…so many nice presents from Thad’s family it’s kind of overwhelming. I got moccasins (minnetonkas), a purse/bag, faux leather coat, fleece, plaid flannel shirt, and an iPod charger. And thad gave me a book of Rumi poetry. He loved his painting!!
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There’s not a seething, bubbling hunger to see straight stars impersonating...
– Michael Medved, NY Post 8/5/09, a man who has CLEARLY never been on Tumblr or been to any website that archives fanfiction. (via cashmere-is-my-kryptonite)
I hate baking. My sugar cookies taste weird and took about two hours to make.
Also, my parents are pretty tolerable until I have to spend time with them.
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One of my best friends is back from Japan!
Also, today I slept in until 10, played Skyward Sword, did some laundry, drew a picture, enjoyed the internets, and made truffles.
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I once wore nothing but violets all through one season, as a form of artistic...
– Oscar Wilde ‘The Picture of Dorian Gray’ (via feather-fey)
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coffee
gingerandtwinkle:
i remember learning to use a coffee maker for the first time in oakland, when the sunrise was molten on the edges of the hills and turned the kitchen floor into sun-puddles and bacon was a special breakfast my grandmother let me stand on tip-toe and pour the water in it was cold through the glass of the carafe and she smelled of unscented hand lotion as she reached around...
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Urgency
tylerknott:
Maybe, just maybe, true love is urgency. That frantic need to close the gaps between two bodies like all you are will break and bust if you do not. -Tyler Knott Gregson-
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